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É só de citações das várias personagens.

Deixo aqui umas quantas:

"Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

"Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman."

"Mr. Burns: I could crush him like an ant. But it would be too easy. No, revenge is a dish best served cold. I'll bide my time until ... Oh, what the hell. I'll just crush him like an ant."

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